Rocco's Potty Humor

As we are approaching Rocco's 3 year 2 month birthday and
since Rocco still refuses to use the potty
(can you picture me banging my head against the wall??),
I thought I would share his potty humor:

Rocco: (in a very serious voice, with a very serious face) Mommy, where does a toot come from?
Mommy: laughing so hard on the inside and trying to think what to say. Before I can get an answer out....
Rocco: Oh Mommy, I know. I know it does not come out your pee-pee.

Rocco: Mommy, when I grow up I want to be a teacher just like you.
Mommy: heart melting and I literally saw an outloud "Awwww, Rocco."
Rocco: I want to be a teacher so that I can teach my pee-pee to like my big boy underwear.

As I am putting on my make-up before work, I make Rocco sit on a potty for a minute. I know it is a minute because we put on a timer.
Rocco: (Yelling at the top of his lungs) Mommy, going potty is so boring!!
Mommy: Well, maybe if you actually went potty it wouldn't be so boring!!
Rocco: No Mommy, I don't think so!

I DO NOT KNOW WHAT I AM GOING TO DO WITH HIM!!!!!!

Here is a Jillian story....

In November, Grammie bought Jillian some new jeans. The girl does not wear any jeans and refused to wear this pair as well. Then Jillian woke up Monday morning and declared to the world that she wanted to wear the pair of jeans. First we had to find them as November was a while ago. Then we found them and she paired it with a cute shirt and a fur vest.

Our neighbor was outside walking the dog and Jillian tells Ms. Anna,
"Miss Anna, look at my new jeans. I am so stinkin' cute. I am so cute I could hit myself."
I have no idea where she gets that!!! ha ha!!

I need this humor this week as school is full of testing and the test books are incorrect and the kids are wild. 3 more days and I get a break!!!!